So here I am ranting like any other "work-life" balance ke maare bhaailog. Being so wella that you strive hard to type anything, forces me to come up with this post. I hope some typing here balances my non-typing schedule at office.
Good lord, shooting a million juicy forwards (the "be very careful before opening" types, which you inspect when everybody thinks everybody around has gone for lunch, and they all watch it :P) to my kameene dost from my gmail inbox, Checking all those zindadil (who do not lock their albums) people's orkut photo albums every five minutes (bole to ekdum fasst. orkut updates se bhi pehle) , the kind of dudes and dudiyaas whose response to any problem or even a minor glitch in their smooth course of life is "Iski M@@ ki". I have started forwarding mails with subject "This Blue Pill can help you have a long fiesta with your chicks”, with the tag of hey this is for you.
The cricinfo page sits minimized in hidden taskbars on the office ka desktop. Even a faint badboo of the boss instigates to uninstall gtalk and messenger at the same time. And ask "Solitaire kya hota hai" reply comes : "JK tyre ki mehnat". Bade bhole bhaale log hai hum!! ;)
Over all life is good, as good as that of ball boy in a Maria Sharapova-Anna Kournikova match with Salma Hayek as Chair umpire.
News & Me:
India wins three medals at Olympics:
This is once in lifetime news & the feeling is as proud as one of those lucky fellows who get to see Haley’s comet.
Home Minister visits Serial blasts’ site in Delhi, Ahmedabad Bangalore:
What will he do there? Or he is thinking that hat the terrorists would be still hiding behind bushes over there and the minister would just point out and shout - "Wo dekha , wo raha Mohhamad Al Sami !! Wo dekho amrood ki Jhaadi ke peeche baitha hai bandook pakde !! Pakad lo kambaqth ko !! & in between please make sure that my next shirt is ready for the press interview”
Nokia Launches Handset with Navigator (GPS hee navigator hota hai? I need to know what GPS is…koi batayega)
Am sure one day they ll launch a handset with juicer-mixer-grinder, bas yehi bacha hai phone mein lagne ko
Ab prastut hai aap logon ke saamne, Veeru aur raamu kaka ki kuchh baatein ankahi :-)
Veeru : Today we have with us the iconic ramu kaka who has served thakur saahab for 25 long years. Ramu kaka has been with thakur saab since the days when he was a 'hand'some young man to his hands-free days. To Ramu kaka bataaiye. aapka kya experience raha ??
Ramu kaka : Ab kya bataau beta!! Bas baaki ke din kaat raha hu..thakur saab ki sewa me zindagi guzaar di..bechaare thakur saab apni vidhwa Bahu (jaya bachhan) ke to haanth peele nahee kar paaye.lekin budhaape me mere haath jarur peele kar diye...
Veeru : kya matlab??
Kaka : Arey kutto ke dracula!! itna bhi nahee samjhein...thakur saab pyjaame kaa naada to khol nahee paate hain, pichhwaada dhona to door ki baat hain..
Veeru : Ohh!! to iska matlab roz subeh aap hi.....Ohh!!
kaka : haa beta haa!! meri haanth ki rekhaaye wahaa chap gayee hai jahaa nahee chhapni chaahiye..!! aur saale ramgadh ke bacche bhi itne naalayak hain ki, mujhe 'dhoni, dhoni' kehke chidhaate hai...Budhaape me apne pichhle janam ka paap dho raha hu main..*sobs*
Veeru : Never mind kakaji!! ye bataaiye thakur saab ke kya haal hai..
Kaka : Mat poocho beta !! thakur saab ke chehre se maano khushi gaayab ho gayee hain...unki badnaseebi ke kisse sun nahee paaoge...
Veeru : kakkajeeehhh!!....sunaa do pleeeezhh!!
kaka : " kya bataau beta ..ye mazaak unke saath 3 saal se hota aa raha hai..jab thakur saab apne jooton se gabbar ka sir kuchal rahein the tab peeche se police inspector ne hawaai fire kiya aur wo chillaaya "Hands up!!" ... kaahe ke hands kaahe ka up.. Thakur saab ki aankhon me aansu aa gaye...Aur jab court me gawaahi dene ki baari aayee tab bhi katghare me saala ek vakeel geeta utha ke le aaya aur bola "thakur saab geeta par haath rakh ke kasam khaiye aap jo kuch kahenge sach kahenge....." ..aise mazaak beta kaun jhel sakta hain.."
"Yahee nahee raamgadh ke shararati launde aaye din chauraahe par unse pooch pooch ke bhaagte hai "thakur saab ghadi me time kya huaa hai" . Lekin uss din to had hi ho gayee jab thakur ke b'day par sab chokro ne mil kar unko dumbbell gift kar diya...
Saale ab thakur ji ko ramgadh ki cricket team ka wicketkeeper banane ka plan bana rahe hain.. Uff..mujhse to aur dekha nahee jaata..*sob* "
Veeru : himmat rakhiye ramu kaka!! main bhi bobby deol ka baap huu..aur esha deol bhi meri hi beti hai..samajh sakte ho naa aaap..!!
Kaka: Samajhta hu veeru!! jis din mujhe lagega ki ab bas bahut ho gaya aur ab mujhe eeshwar ke paas chale jaana chahiye uss din tumhaari beti ki 2-3 filmey lagaataar dekh lungaa...* sigh*..
Veeru : Sahee hai kaka!! waise agar phir bhi thodi bahut jaan bachee reh jaaye to mujhe boliyega mai bobby ki 1-2 latest movies ka intezaam kar dunga..
Kaka : Jarur beta!! basanti se kehna ki dhanno usey aaj bhi yaad karti hai..ab main chalta hu..thakur saab ke pressure aane ka time ho gaya...
Its diwali time and i can see a tension on my mum's face on what to give to kaamwali.....help required
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