HARE RAMA HARE KRISHH

Well, been a long time since Ravan and his associates were burnt down to ashes n the day was shared by many people as their birthday, like the great Mahatma Gandhi, known for his gandhigiri n Lal Bahadur Shastri, the edifice of honesty, n also by a cousin and a friend of mine. Lucky people they have a holiday on their bdays.congrats n belated happy birthday, again.
Therefore, Ram, Sita, and Lakshman are on their way back after the tiring war with the Sanskrit professor who kidnapped his sita. Well the guys are coming back after their Visa clearance n all other formalities, they intruded using some illegal sea route, and are finally expected to return by next weekend, so we all have another holiday, chalo badiya hai!
Nevertheless, if anyone can convey the poor chaps that some Khosla ka Ghosla (Babbari Masjid) kind of fiasco has cropped at his birth place, but now Mr. Advani and his friends are fighting for that cause. CHEER UP!

It’s my humble request to all those waiting endlessly please make it a point, not to disturb them by crackers, just let the guys relax, amen it was a long war.

That was it.

A very important instruction to all my friends who read my blog n then call it hilarious, there is something I have to say “this is my life, n u call it …….gosh!!!!”
However, this life is taking me places, tholdi si dhool meri - dharti ki mere watan ki

My hobby of traveling was one of aspect that impressed the interviewer and the result is that I am here, at my present job,.
Smart me!!!!!!!!!!

Therefore, here I am, this is me doing some really important work at my work place. The most recurrent of all being email.I work full swing. Full swing as in work-check email-check news-stare at the monitor-check email-news-work. Of late, I have been a compulsive email checker/writer. I usually reply promptly to all emails I get. Of course, this applies only to personal emails. For work emails, I have a different set of rules :-P

This is in complete disagreement with my resolution, which I took with steel in my eyes before joining the job that I will work hardest to please my manager and other bosses.

changing gears from RAM to KRISHH
MY MATHURA VISITS.........

Yeah speaking about my travel job
In a bus, I prefer to have a window seat and eventually shrink myself to the cornerest part of the seat, sometimes it’s so shrunk up that conductor would come up to me and taunt me that I had purchased full ticket and not half. To cut off my self from the public, I slot in the earphones so hard in my ears that I am hardly able to hear anything from the junta of bus and then starts my endless glare to the fields of my country. The best bet of this traveling is that one has ample time to sleep and special thanks to NHAI and UP Govt. for helping me realize these sleeps. The UP roadways busses, at least plying on Delhi-Agra route have AC (charged phenomenally high, although, but that ensures less occupancy too), are well curtained, and now comes the most yuck part
While sleeping saliva comes out of my mouth which I regularly wipe away with those curtain….heeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa
Such a devil I am !!!!!!!

But still I don’t throw any chipps wrapper or used up mineral(packaged drinking) water bottle in the bus !!!!!
Such a little angel I am……….too sweet!!!!!!

Talking about guys in these buses, these worn out dressed guys are die hard Himesh Reshammiya fans and their black and white jeans(they call it worn out) are simply irresistible and definitely deserve a glare and if combined with a yellow shirt with makes them look like Taxi in the bus or some times that shining red silk (actually that’s Polyester treated with excess of caustic) shirt which makes them a complete Mithun look a like ……………………………
And the most striking common among the masses and classes of this place is their love for tobacco based pan masalas and their red mouth reminds me of MTV DHARTI KE LAAL

PS: Please do not form an opinion after you complete reading all the traveling voes. Those opinions will not count! :)

Chalo fir, amen EOP
Ab isse jyada kya likhoon
U guys are not gonaa comment any ways
U GROWN UP DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!

Just a Passing Thought

I still remember, I was in school that time in the 8th standard when I heard of computers first time. Though it was almost clear that the subject would not be evaluated in final examinations, yet every body was interested in computer subject, or at least the lab. It was an air-conditioned lab. We were awestruck, as going to an air-conditioned room was a privilege that time, and nobody out of my friends had seen a computer before. We removed footwear outside the lab out of fear that some virus may attack computer. I guess that time even our teacher did not knew which virus actually attacks the computer. So there, we had removed our tiny shoes outside the lab and we stood in semi-circle around the lone computer that was in the lab. Everybody was pushing each other around in order to get closer look. Our teacher opened ms-paint. He then showed us how to draw something on computer. It looked like out of the world that time, drawing without pencils, sketch-pens, eraser and sketch-book. First of all seeing a computer itself was a big thing and then ability to do sketching on a computer was even big thing. After our teacher had drawn whatever looked like a tree, we thought we would have homework to draw something similar on a computer. We pushed each other around in order to use the computer, but our teacher ordered all of us to go back to the class. We used to boast about our teacher. My teacher is a master in computer. He can draw sketches. He operates computer very fast. And none of my other friends believed that that time.

I had not even thought that time that someday I would work on a computer, or own one. Moreover, today when I work on a laptop, it somehow doesn't feel that we know a great deal about computers. It has no longer remained the thing of awe, instead has become a necessity. Your eye-sight, your energy, ration, medical, grocery bills are all now told by computers.

Even this post would not have seen the light of day without a computer

Kya Karein, Kya Na Karein

Now days…………….
I am playing
Badminton

I am listening
Mehfuz by Euphoria
Beedi jalaye jiagr se piya, jigar mein badi aag hai from OMKARA
Door Jaake bhi tu mere saanson mein rehna from KANK

I am watching
KANK promos on NEWS channels

I am also
Talking a lot and utilizing the low cellphone tariffs

I am DOING
NOTHING


Amongst all these doings’, I have something which remains unanswered

WHERE’S MY PURPOSE DUDE

Amen, every thing aside, I now feel that mere jeewan mein who nahi hai, kya kehte hain usse
LAKSHYA...........
LAKSHYA, that’s the word (definitely, copied from the movie Lakshya)

May be, I too need some Preity Zinta kinda gal who can perpetuate my life into new horizons, as Hrithik’s life had in the movie.

Must say the generation X of our country is going great guns, man every one is so focused about his career, in this regard the hers are even more concerned, yeh aajakl ki ladkiyan, they are so focused.
Almost every friend of mine, is working in such a planned way…..
The day I call up second guy, some of the most obvious replies are
“ I am forwarding my resume to bla bla”
“ yaar, ek nayi offer aayo hai……”

Moreover, talking about their packages, its getting obese from fat, amen there should be a limit. Since most of my friends are associated with software/ service sector
I am not estranged to terms like
Coding
Networking
Product Development
Mainframe
..............................................................................

For me, it is like selling Guar and becoming GAVAAR, day by day.


This kind of scenario is not new for me, its following me from the day I opted for textile engineering.
Some of the most common questions I just hate to answer are here. Please don’t ask me these in future.
Then,
@@ : TEXTILE……aur kuchh nahi mila, computer vumputer, jo ye lee
However, this is the truth but I do not let every one know the truth so my answer goes as
## :nahin, it’s a good field with lot of potential, India is coming up fast in textiles,.... WTO, MFA, etc,etc.....
Now,
@@: your mumma was telling you have got a job
##: yeah

@@: Kahaan
## : Rhodia Hindustan Gum & Chemicals Ltd.

In this age of Infosys, HCL, WIPRO, no one has heard about it,
so the next one goes like
@@: Kahaaaaaannnnnnnnn
##: Rhodia Hindustan Gum & Chemicals Ltd, Rhodia is a US chemical giant and they are into manufacture of textile thickeners.

@@ :?????
## :????????????????????????????????????????????????????????