2 Nov 2007

MY ORKUT GOES PUBLIC

CUT 1--Date: November 2, 2011
The entire bouquet of News channel telecasting just single NEWS (hope they start doing that by 2011).
SENSEX TOUCHES 60K MARK (Text of Detailed report as below)
Marked by strong Investments by Vietnamese & Ethiopian Investors, returning of all fraud funds by the American & Brat defaulters, & the American Federal Reserves now paying additional amount rather than charging interests, the markets have shown a very strong response and have touched the magical mark of 60K…………….hurray!!!!!!

CUT 2---Reality
I hope this day comes and that will be the day that I shall make my ORKUT account a PUBLIC LIMITED COMPANY. But before doing that I must fulfill all the perquisites of that. For that I am inviting all you trustworthy readers of this blog to comment on how I can make my ORKUT account a successful one. Till now this account has 3 scraps (all by same person) zero photos, ZERO videos, a few friends jinko main disappoint nahi karna chahta tha.

ORKUT—A BRIEF INTRODUCTION (Co Act ke tahat aapko ye mandatory disclosure dena hota hai)

(((((Surfing ORKUT is a great time pass ever devised in Human history. Visit profiles, view their albums n they will ping you at least once, Waise being a guy i don't receive such "hai!! Can we be FRandz" kinda msgs..But what I do receive is Scraps of some other orientation……..yeah crooked sexual orientation)))))))

An example of that kind can be:
Jinki Privacy privade hui thi(JPPHT): Do I know You
Me: May be yes, or may be no……


JPPHT: Can I ask u 1 thin’
Me: Yeah waise bhi meri Scrap book khaali maidaan hai, treat it as ur playground, c’mon play!!!!!!

JPPHT: If only you desire can we have some fun on bed.
Me: Is my bed Appu Ghar, wanna have fun….search Google with @#$%^&*

JPPHT: Think again the ball is in your court.
Me: Buddy the problem is that balls are in both the courts

JPPHT: Hey do feel free to call me, My number is 98!@#$%^&*&
Me: Arrey wah, fun aap karo n balance mera udde, Aap CPI aur main Congress!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I LOGGED OUT, n logged in after a month then!!!!!!!!!!!!


But now, am for serious business. So please help me in creating my profile …..



****-Means urgent help required

Profile name: Cool Dude Hunk Funk Punk Dunk…eventually Sunk (comments welcome)
Decided to put all these names on a parchi, and then pick the lucky name.

Relationship Status: yahaan ek hee daalna hoga kya, can I opt for multiple Status J
Age: Obviously turned 20 last week

Languages: Bhojpuri, hindi(NO HELP REQD)
****Here For: nothing of the kind jaisa uppar mentioned hai..Well the cassette cover of DTPH says “pyaar dosti hai”, so naming one would automatically mean other
****About Me: Ab main apni taarif kya karoon……..aap logs hee bata do
Children: 20 ki age mein marriage is not allowed….bachche nai(Waise bachche karne ke liye shaadi zaroori nahi hoti)
****Ethnicity: Ugandan, Ghana, Niger, Port-Au-haiti(Choose One n Advise)
Religion: Secular (10/10 for this answer, bachcha log taali bajao)
****Political view: O yaar ye sab kya likha hai, Left, Right Centre, Asking for directions or…… koi inka matlab to bata do
****Humour: Ab ye sab kya likha aagaya….Again explain
Sexual Orientation: Straight (Majjaaak nee karne ka, abhi legal nahi hai na)
Fashion: As shown on FTV
Website: Sir upper uthao pata chal jayega….aagaya na samajh
****Sports: Solaah parchi Dhapp, raja Mantri chor sipahi, Poshampa (Advise the most genuine one, intellectual lagni chahiye)
Books: Pet dard ke gharelu ilaaj @ Rohtak Bus Stand, Jeeja Saali ke chutkule @ Bhiwani Bus Stand, Rangeen Shayaron ki rangeen shayari @ Farukkabad railway station. (Advise the most genuine one, intellectual lagni chahiye)
****TV shows: Rangoli/Krishi darshan/ Aap Aur Hum/Saptahiki(All are class, but fir bhi koi ek bata do)
Passion: Na mere pass nahi hai, mujhe discover jyada pasand hai… (so leave it)
Films: Hmm soch raha hoon ki is kaatil personality ka kuchh use karloon, dekhta hoon, but only with yash raj.
Cuisines: Ye cuisines aur cousins mein farak hota hai kya?….
Cousins to hai, sabke naam likhoon…….


Arrey yes, ek fotu bhi lagana hai………dekh lo kaunsa jachega….

So please pour in your suggestions so that I can call up FinMin n discuss the rest of formalities.

EOP