23 Feb 2009

A short in the Arm

 
Disclaimer : This one is going to be a poorly edited post, with lots of issues mixed & shaken irresponsibely. You are hence requested/expected to understand the feelings only! 
 
It's been almost three years since I completed my engineering studies, *phew* three years have passed!!! 
Anyway , in these three years , atleast six of my batchmates have announced their wedding dates , and many more must be right in the middle of the 'Tere papa se kab baat karun ?' discussions . Now , I have always been terribly confused by the concept of marriage . Sometimes marriage  looks like being wonderful union which ushers in a beautiful life of companionship , sharing sorrows and celebrating life . And before a hungry somalian dacoit can  clean a small boat , marriage will appear to be this expensive ticket to an existence featuring soiled diapers , worrying about kids and their SST test syllabus . So just like dye structures and ram gopal verma's movies , marriage has always confused me .
 
The confusion was taken to new levels, when i attended a marriage which i can call to be of closest relative I can attend, or in other (truthful) word swho called me on his marriage.....
 
Personally, I enjoy marriages a lot, there is a lot of food, new clothes n its always away from work place, but still life is not just a box of sweets, it comes with tiffin full of lotus stem vegetable. The worst part being, the granny & her gang of villian kind os aunties, who would pop out of her sofa n yell
“Dekhti hu iss baar kaise bachte ho ”.*echo echo echo *.her tone becomes vicious when she announces the name….

*drums beating interspersed with some shamshaan ghaat music *(don’t ask me what it is)
 
 
its so scary that even K waali vamp would prefer hiding away like rabri Devi would, when asked about the update of Spanish premier league or Pamela Anderson, the last scam which CM of Jharkand was involved in!
 
Taking a break & before moving to next part, a close look at ideal dulha:
I told you, its poorly edited
The US return hero who hasn’t forgotten his bhagwaan inspite of numerous night outs in posh pubs, guzzling beer from the barrel and holding life-time memberships of famous strip clubs…he is still an ‘apna desi Indian ladkaa’… A perfect dulha material…
 
News Update:
In between, the great valentine's day pissed...oops passed off, without a whisper in my ear, but more than any whisper, i was more excited about Muthale buddy's pink chuddy. i infact frighetened a few honhaar baccha friends of mine that I have joined SRS(Sri Ram SenE) & dare you try n have a good time with your loved ones,  & I will do what MCD did with commercial properties in residential areas, but they would rather believe in George Clooney is made to sit through a screening of "Basanti Ka Inteqaam" ( Starring Chamkeeli Haseena in a never seen before , and never seen after dynamite role ) .....*sigh* a well tried effort in vain n V-Day pissed off.....again!!
 
The D day on V day:
The day which witnessed around 36,000 knots being tied alone in Delhi, I was in Punjab attending one such wedding. I was a member of a extremely chaotic and jubilant baraat inching towards the venue (some rated hotel). The baraat swarmed....
(No more baraat description, this blog is about mann kee feelings!!!)
 
The War-mala event actaully reminds me of a RajnikantH dialogue "Kasam paidaa karne waale ki Raja aajtak sirf do logo ke aage jhuktaa aaya hai ek to uparwaala jo kismat banaata hai aur ek naai jo hazaamat banaata hai..huhh!!" Sorry dude, you are wrong, I have seen a young smart guys JHUKTE over for something else....
 
A lot more to come in coming posts, but one question still boggles down my mind.....
 Is marriage  an ushering in a wonderful life of companionship , sharing sorrows and celebrating life ...or is it an expensive ticket to an existence featuring soiled diapers , worrying about kids and their SST test syllabus ?

InshahAllah, the marriage was overjoyed, except for these thoughts & I expect a few more people to treat me the same way in their respective marriages.

Also, the subject has nothing to do with Post....India TV inspired me to do this.