Khabaron ki taraf aage badhte huey,
Bhajji(of TERI MONKEY fame) aur unke chhote brother SreeSHANT ke beech ki ladai ko uncle Farooq ne sulta diya hai. Ye dekho
Before:
After:
So far I have not been to watch any match of IPL but still I dream to watch Mohali team winning as you get nice tight hug from Preiy Zinta for every victory…even pitch curator get one. Ness Wadia now prays for the team’s defeat. Infact Ness Wadia, the co-owner of the Punjab Kings XI was reportedly happy when his team was mauled by the Mumbai Indians as none of the players got a chance to get cozy with his fiancée
Moving ahead with the fillumy connection of DLF-IPL ,the OSO star SRK is now chanting HOME SHANTY HOME with Gauri/Karan/Arjun/Fardeen etc etc & all of them have now decided to concentrate back on movies, while the very hot Deepkia Padukone is very happy as both Chennai (Dhoni) & Mohali(Yuvraj) are through semis. Shaaantiiiiiii
YE HAI BOLLISTAAN MERI JAAN
With DLF IPL, another thing that is kicking off is DUS KA DUM …the serial stripper (only shirts…mind it) Sallu bhai, with grown hair says “paaan--ch jooooooonnn se …..Dekte raiyye Sonee Ennertaynmen Chaaynayl...” An accent that gives All-American-fluent-speakers’ association president a complex & he begins to think if his accent is too Indianised.
Mean while, coming back to Manoranjan ke Baap, the big-wigs of Indian cricket (Sachin/Saurav/rahul) have decided to use the newly developed TRUST ME ( jee haan ye khabar hai…Zurich ki ek chemical co ne aisa spray banaya hai …watch India TV for more details) spray so as the bidders can put the remaining faith in them during the next bidding process.
The most interesting thing is that the pre/post match analysis is hosted by the the guys who are usually found saying ki “mere toothpaste mein namak hai”. Hats off to their efforts, no body on this earth try so desperate not-to-look-dumb. Good work boys.
Cheer leaders: bas bolomat unke bare(baare) mein…dekh lo
So this was the week's wrap up from your very own underpaid reporter.
Bilkul latesht mein "Oye paappe! aaj to Marsh Rajasthan ki M** ***** raha hai.
And me & Ness have again cried because of Mohali's victory
Aur kuchh aisa likhhon, ya aap likhoge....comments
EOP
