CUT 1--Date: November 2, 2011
The entire bouquet of News channel telecasting just single NEWS (hope they start doing that by 2011).
SENSEX TOUCHES 60K MARK (Text of Detailed report as below)
Marked by strong Investments by Vietnamese & Ethiopian Investors, returning of all fraud funds by the American & Brat defaulters, & the American Federal Reserves now paying additional amount rather than charging interests, the markets have shown a very strong response and have touched the magical mark of 60K…………….hurray!!!!!!
CUT 2---Reality
I hope this day comes and that will be the day that I shall make my ORKUT account a PUBLIC LIMITED COMPANY. But before doing that I must fulfill all the perquisites of that. For that I am inviting all you trustworthy readers of this blog to comment on how I can make my ORKUT account a successful one. Till now this account has 3 scraps (all by same person) zero photos, ZERO videos, a few friends jinko main disappoint nahi karna chahta tha.
ORKUT—A BRIEF INTRODUCTION (Co Act ke tahat aapko ye mandatory disclosure dena hota hai)
(((((Surfing ORKUT is a great time pass ever devised in Human history. Visit profiles, view their albums n they will ping you at least once, Waise being a guy i don't receive such "hai!! Can we be FRandz" kinda msgs..But what I do receive is Scraps of some other orientation……..yeah crooked sexual orientation)))))))
An example of that kind can be:
Jinki Privacy privade hui thi(JPPHT): Do I know You
Me: May be yes, or may be no……
JPPHT: Can I ask u 1 thin’
Me: Yeah waise bhi meri Scrap book khaali maidaan hai, treat it as ur playground, c’mon play!!!!!!
JPPHT: If only you desire can we have some fun on bed.
Me: Is my bed Appu Ghar, wanna have fun….search Google with @#$%^&*
JPPHT: Think again the ball is in your court.
Me: Buddy the problem is that balls are in both the courts
JPPHT: Hey do feel free to call me, My number is 98!@#$%^&*&
Me: Arrey wah, fun aap karo n balance mera udde, Aap CPI aur main Congress!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOGGED OUT, n logged in after a month then!!!!!!!!!!!!
But now, am for serious business. So please help me in creating my profile …..
****-Means urgent help required
Profile name: Cool Dude Hunk Funk Punk Dunk…eventually Sunk (comments welcome)
Decided to put all these names on a parchi, and then pick the lucky name.
Relationship Status: yahaan ek hee daalna hoga kya, can I opt for multiple Status J
Age: Obviously turned 20 last week
Languages: Bhojpuri, hindi(NO HELP REQD)
****Here For: nothing of the kind jaisa uppar mentioned hai..Well the cassette cover of DTPH says “pyaar dosti hai”, so naming one would automatically mean other
****About Me: Ab main apni taarif kya karoon……..aap logs hee bata do
Children: 20 ki age mein marriage is not allowed….bachche nai(Waise bachche karne ke liye shaadi zaroori nahi hoti)
****Ethnicity: Ugandan, Ghana, Niger, Port-Au-haiti(Choose One n Advise)
Religion: Secular (10/10 for this answer, bachcha log taali bajao)
****Political view: O yaar ye sab kya likha hai, Left, Right Centre, Asking for directions or…… koi inka matlab to bata do
****Humour: Ab ye sab kya likha aagaya….Again explain
Sexual Orientation: Straight (Majjaaak nee karne ka, abhi legal nahi hai na)
Fashion: As shown on FTV
Website: Sir upper uthao pata chal jayega….aagaya na samajh
****Sports: Solaah parchi Dhapp, raja Mantri chor sipahi, Poshampa (Advise the most genuine one, intellectual lagni chahiye)
Books: Pet dard ke gharelu ilaaj @ Rohtak Bus Stand, Jeeja Saali ke chutkule @ Bhiwani Bus Stand, Rangeen Shayaron ki rangeen shayari @ Farukkabad railway station. (Advise the most genuine one, intellectual lagni chahiye)
****TV shows: Rangoli/Krishi darshan/ Aap Aur Hum/Saptahiki(All are class, but fir bhi koi ek bata do)
Passion: Na mere pass nahi hai, mujhe discover jyada pasand hai… (so leave it)
Films: Hmm soch raha hoon ki is kaatil personality ka kuchh use karloon, dekhta hoon, but only with yash raj.
Cuisines: Ye cuisines aur cousins mein farak hota hai kya?….
Cousins to hai, sabke naam likhoon…….
Arrey yes, ek fotu bhi lagana hai………dekh lo kaunsa jachega….
So please pour in your suggestions so that I can call up FinMin n discuss the rest of formalities.
EOP
2 Nov 2007
29 Apr 2007
Hard Memories !
Couple of days back, when I was enjoying my weekend at Rishikesh, while we were enjoying our rafting, the tourist guide just asked us to corner the raft as there was a “fresh accident” .One car had drowned in Ganges which had a family and after much efforts the children & driver were rescued. A dead body was lying & another was missing. The dead body was of the father, & one missing was of mother. It was shocking, disturbing, but more than anything else, it was unfortunate. I personally did not know the family, but it disturbed me. "Could've-been-us" feeling! The family was driving to Neelkanth & probably lost control of the car at a turn, n fell into river.probably, the driver dint have enough of sleep or he was too careless to lower the speed limit . eventually the car crashed & all this happened. Pity. Foolishness? Waste!
Couple of years back, I would have put the entire blame on the foolhardiness of that driver, but somehow it does not seem right anymore. Most of us are not aware how easy it is to lose our lives. Just a little misfortune and there is no tomorrow! Most of the time, most of us do not give any thoughts to such possibilities and the consequences. Moreover, it sets you thinking. One of our professor, whose tongue can sting at times, said, “This is perhaps the most mindless way of dying." And I couldn't agree more. Death if fearful, it’s not easy to digest it.
But still the memoirs of children haunt my mind, the life just moves on, its was bloody normal for me too. We came back, next day went to office, did the chores, but the children who lost parents, the trip will have radically different reminiscence for them.
More fortunately than unfortunately, early in my driving days, when I was still a noob, I had a little accident. I landed safely and absolutely no harm was done. But that incident never left me, it's always there at the back of my mind. Result: I developed as an extra cautious driver. Of course, I've had my moments of madness. Fortunately, I survived all of them.
There is not much to say. The sad incident can end up being just a statistical data point, unless we take a lesson from it. The human life is not that cheap to be ended as a data figure. Sincere appeal to all motorists - please drive carefully
Couple of years back, I would have put the entire blame on the foolhardiness of that driver, but somehow it does not seem right anymore. Most of us are not aware how easy it is to lose our lives. Just a little misfortune and there is no tomorrow! Most of the time, most of us do not give any thoughts to such possibilities and the consequences. Moreover, it sets you thinking. One of our professor, whose tongue can sting at times, said, “This is perhaps the most mindless way of dying." And I couldn't agree more. Death if fearful, it’s not easy to digest it.
But still the memoirs of children haunt my mind, the life just moves on, its was bloody normal for me too. We came back, next day went to office, did the chores, but the children who lost parents, the trip will have radically different reminiscence for them.
More fortunately than unfortunately, early in my driving days, when I was still a noob, I had a little accident. I landed safely and absolutely no harm was done. But that incident never left me, it's always there at the back of my mind. Result: I developed as an extra cautious driver. Of course, I've had my moments of madness. Fortunately, I survived all of them.
There is not much to say. The sad incident can end up being just a statistical data point, unless we take a lesson from it. The human life is not that cheap to be ended as a data figure. Sincere appeal to all motorists - please drive carefully
15 Oct 2006
HARE RAMA HARE KRISHH
Well, been a long time since Ravan and his associates were burnt down to ashes n the day was shared by many people as their birthday, like the great Mahatma Gandhi, known for his gandhigiri n Lal Bahadur Shastri, the edifice of honesty, n also by a cousin and a friend of mine. Lucky people they have a holiday on their bdays.congrats n belated happy birthday, again.
Therefore, Ram, Sita, and Lakshman are on their way back after the tiring war with the Sanskrit professor who kidnapped his sita. Well the guys are coming back after their Visa clearance n all other formalities, they intruded using some illegal sea route, and are finally expected to return by next weekend, so we all have another holiday, chalo badiya hai!
Nevertheless, if anyone can convey the poor chaps that some Khosla ka Ghosla (Babbari Masjid) kind of fiasco has cropped at his birth place, but now Mr. Advani and his friends are fighting for that cause. CHEER UP!
It’s my humble request to all those waiting endlessly please make it a point, not to disturb them by crackers, just let the guys relax, amen it was a long war.
That was it.
A very important instruction to all my friends who read my blog n then call it hilarious, there is something I have to say “this is my life, n u call it …….gosh!!!!”
However, this life is taking me places, tholdi si dhool meri - dharti ki mere watan ki
My hobby of traveling was one of aspect that impressed the interviewer and the result is that I am here, at my present job,.
Smart me!!!!!!!!!!
Therefore, here I am, this is me doing some really important work at my work place. The most recurrent of all being email.I work full swing. Full swing as in work-check email-check news-stare at the monitor-check email-news-work. Of late, I have been a compulsive email checker/writer. I usually reply promptly to all emails I get. Of course, this applies only to personal emails. For work emails, I have a different set of rules :-P
This is in complete disagreement with my resolution, which I took with steel in my eyes before joining the job that I will work hardest to please my manager and other bosses.
changing gears from RAM to KRISHH
MY MATHURA VISITS.........
Yeah speaking about my travel job
In a bus, I prefer to have a window seat and eventually shrink myself to the cornerest part of the seat, sometimes it’s so shrunk up that conductor would come up to me and taunt me that I had purchased full ticket and not half. To cut off my self from the public, I slot in the earphones so hard in my ears that I am hardly able to hear anything from the junta of bus and then starts my endless glare to the fields of my country. The best bet of this traveling is that one has ample time to sleep and special thanks to NHAI and UP Govt. for helping me realize these sleeps. The UP roadways busses, at least plying on Delhi-Agra route have AC (charged phenomenally high, although, but that ensures less occupancy too), are well curtained, and now comes the most yuck part
While sleeping saliva comes out of my mouth which I regularly wipe away with those curtain….heeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa
Such a devil I am !!!!!!!
But still I don’t throw any chipps wrapper or used up mineral(packaged drinking) water bottle in the bus !!!!!
Such a little angel I am……….too sweet!!!!!!
Talking about guys in these buses, these worn out dressed guys are die hard Himesh Reshammiya fans and their black and white jeans(they call it worn out) are simply irresistible and definitely deserve a glare and if combined with a yellow shirt with makes them look like Taxi in the bus or some times that shining red silk (actually that’s Polyester treated with excess of caustic) shirt which makes them a complete Mithun look a like ……………………………
And the most striking common among the masses and classes of this place is their love for tobacco based pan masalas and their red mouth reminds me of MTV DHARTI KE LAAL
PS: Please do not form an opinion after you complete reading all the traveling voes. Those opinions will not count! :)
Chalo fir, amen EOP
Ab isse jyada kya likhoon
U guys are not gonaa comment any ways
U GROWN UP DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!
Therefore, Ram, Sita, and Lakshman are on their way back after the tiring war with the Sanskrit professor who kidnapped his sita. Well the guys are coming back after their Visa clearance n all other formalities, they intruded using some illegal sea route, and are finally expected to return by next weekend, so we all have another holiday, chalo badiya hai!
Nevertheless, if anyone can convey the poor chaps that some Khosla ka Ghosla (Babbari Masjid) kind of fiasco has cropped at his birth place, but now Mr. Advani and his friends are fighting for that cause. CHEER UP!
It’s my humble request to all those waiting endlessly please make it a point, not to disturb them by crackers, just let the guys relax, amen it was a long war.
That was it.
A very important instruction to all my friends who read my blog n then call it hilarious, there is something I have to say “this is my life, n u call it …….gosh!!!!”
However, this life is taking me places, tholdi si dhool meri - dharti ki mere watan ki
My hobby of traveling was one of aspect that impressed the interviewer and the result is that I am here, at my present job,.
Smart me!!!!!!!!!!
Therefore, here I am, this is me doing some really important work at my work place. The most recurrent of all being email.I work full swing. Full swing as in work-check email-check news-stare at the monitor-check email-news-work. Of late, I have been a compulsive email checker/writer. I usually reply promptly to all emails I get. Of course, this applies only to personal emails. For work emails, I have a different set of rules :-P
This is in complete disagreement with my resolution, which I took with steel in my eyes before joining the job that I will work hardest to please my manager and other bosses.
changing gears from RAM to KRISHH
MY MATHURA VISITS.........
Yeah speaking about my travel job
In a bus, I prefer to have a window seat and eventually shrink myself to the cornerest part of the seat, sometimes it’s so shrunk up that conductor would come up to me and taunt me that I had purchased full ticket and not half. To cut off my self from the public, I slot in the earphones so hard in my ears that I am hardly able to hear anything from the junta of bus and then starts my endless glare to the fields of my country. The best bet of this traveling is that one has ample time to sleep and special thanks to NHAI and UP Govt. for helping me realize these sleeps. The UP roadways busses, at least plying on Delhi-Agra route have AC (charged phenomenally high, although, but that ensures less occupancy too), are well curtained, and now comes the most yuck part
While sleeping saliva comes out of my mouth which I regularly wipe away with those curtain….heeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa
Such a devil I am !!!!!!!
But still I don’t throw any chipps wrapper or used up mineral(packaged drinking) water bottle in the bus !!!!!
Such a little angel I am……….too sweet!!!!!!
Talking about guys in these buses, these worn out dressed guys are die hard Himesh Reshammiya fans and their black and white jeans(they call it worn out) are simply irresistible and definitely deserve a glare and if combined with a yellow shirt with makes them look like Taxi in the bus or some times that shining red silk (actually that’s Polyester treated with excess of caustic) shirt which makes them a complete Mithun look a like ……………………………
And the most striking common among the masses and classes of this place is their love for tobacco based pan masalas and their red mouth reminds me of MTV DHARTI KE LAAL
PS: Please do not form an opinion after you complete reading all the traveling voes. Those opinions will not count! :)
Chalo fir, amen EOP
Ab isse jyada kya likhoon
U guys are not gonaa comment any ways
U GROWN UP DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!
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